- Forgetfully leave bubble wrap from previous days package delivery in an obvious and easily accessible place.
- Allow four year old daughter to discover said bubble wrap and spread it across the kitchen floor.
- Four year old daughter then proceeds to the dressing-gowned, barefooted bubble wrap disco-stomp while you attempt to carefully squeeze around preparing breakfast as "you're not allowed to pop the bubbles mummy!"
- Post breakfast persuade, blackmail or otherwise move daughter onto bedroom and bathroom for getting dressed purposes.
- Ten minutes later express confusion at daughter's sudden disappearance.
- Follow popping sound back to kitchen where second bubble wrap disco stomp is in full swing.
- Fact: Wearing school shoes makes for a better bubble popping experience.
Thursday, 7 February 2013
Today is mostly about....
....the early morning bubble-wrap disco.